He'd have to stop Phil from hitting on her first. (By the way, this is officially the best crack!fic idea ever. I ship it now.)

It has been for quite a while, actually - my roomie keeps watching it. Enjoy yourself. :Db (I swear, after watching a minute of the fight between Rinzler and Sam, I leaned over to Lynx and went, "Are you getting Vanitas vibes right now?" She replies, "Actually, that's Tron." We're still calling Rinzler "Tronitas.")

I have actually never seen Forest of the Dead! And actually, there was a program with half a face in Legacy, if only for one scene, so we know Disney's okay with doing stuff like that.