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I flippin' hate AOL.
I know, I know, what a way to start out an LJ account, but really...
I hate AOL.
I spent probably 30 minutes trying every possible combination of the word "Kookookachoo" (alternately spelled "Kukukachoo") and the number 7 in order to come up with and AIM screen name. Absolutely no luck whatsoever.
Then I had the misfortune to tell my inquisitive mother exactly what name I was trying at the time: Kookookachoo007.
Now she thinks I'm a lesbian, because "007 is a man's name." She came right out and asked me: "Do you think you're lesbian?"
Now, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against lesbians. It's just I'm not one.
All this in under the span of an hour.
Good Lord.
I know, I know, what a way to start out an LJ account, but really...
I hate AOL.
I spent probably 30 minutes trying every possible combination of the word "Kookookachoo" (alternately spelled "Kukukachoo") and the number 7 in order to come up with and AIM screen name. Absolutely no luck whatsoever.
Then I had the misfortune to tell my inquisitive mother exactly what name I was trying at the time: Kookookachoo007.
Now she thinks I'm a lesbian, because "007 is a man's name." She came right out and asked me: "Do you think you're lesbian?"
Now, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against lesbians. It's just I'm not one.
All this in under the span of an hour.
Good Lord.
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