Because I, too, believe in equivalent trade...

Yoinked from

1; Comment and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and make you an icon.
2; You have absolutely no say in what I make.
3; You can pick between having a normal icon or an animated icon. Yeah, my animated icons are not made of awesome. Besides, if you picked something, you'd be a hypocrite according to #2, and no one wants that, do they? :D I'm changing this according to my capabilities - you will get a text-based icon (because I am lacking in Photoshop). ^^;
4; If you do partake in it, please put this in your LJ so I can do the same to you. 

Quite self-explanitory, I think. :D