Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. Demyx
2. Luna Lovegood
3. Chrno
4. Edward Elric
5. Axel
6. Rosette Christopher
7. Fai D. Flowright
8. Sha Gojyo
9. The King of All Cosmos
10. Greg Sanders
11. Gregory House
12. Charlie Epps
BEST. MEME. EVER.
1. Demyx
2. Luna Lovegood
3. Chrno
4. Edward Elric
5. Axel
6. Rosette Christopher
7. Fai D. Flowright
8. Sha Gojyo
9. The King of All Cosmos
10. Greg Sanders
11. Gregory House
12. Charlie Epps
01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Rosette) or 11 (House)? What subjects would they teach?
Uh...wow. Nobody I'd want for a teacher, but...House. And he'd teach medicine, of course.
02. Do you think 4 (Ed) is hot? How hot?
Yes. Yes. VERY YES.
03. 12 (Charlie) sends 8 (Gojyo) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
First of all, let me say this...oh, screw talking. *dies laughing at the sheer insanity of this notion*
I dunno, Charlie would probably send Gojyo to fetch his papers from somewhere or to get information on something. Gojyo would get distracted by one of the many pretty girls on the univertisy campus. So much for that one.
MISSION: FAILED.
04. What is or would be 9's (The King's) favorite book?
I dunno, does he read?
05. Would it make more sense for 2 (Luna) to swear fealty to 6 (Rosette), or the other way around?
...It just doesn't. At all. Either way. Either they'll be fast friends, or Rosette will get tired of Luna and leave her in the dust. Go figure, this particular question falls to the only two girls on my list...
06. For some reason, 5 (Axel) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (The King) or with 10 (Greg)?
*comes back to life, dies laughing again*
Probably the King, because he's used to drinking binges and would probably find setting stuff on fire to be insanely amusing (i.e. they'd both get plastered and blow stuff up).
07. 2 (Luna), 7 (Fai) and 12 (Charlie) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
I dunno...they'd go for Chinese, because Chinese is good. Luna and Fai would be discussing magic and off-the-wall theories while Charlie would be going in circles trying to find a mathematical application.
08. 3 (Chrno) challenges 10 (Greg) to a duel. What happens?
Greg postures for a bit, sees Chrno's demon form, and forfeits. (Really, though, why is Chrno doing the challenging anyway? It's not like he's unsure if he can win...)
09. If 1 (Demyx) stole 8's (Gojyo) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Threaten him and apply increasing amounts of abuse until Demyx gave it back, whimpering. (Or maybe a really good noogie would do the trick.)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Fai) and 12 (Charlie) both attain what they most desire.
Personne qui me Compris (Somebody Who Understands Me)
(*Lamedar sounds*)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Ed) and 1 (Demyx) to work together?
Both are trying to regain something...a quest! Whee!
12. If 7 (Fai) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
A little too well...
13. If you could command 3 (Chrno) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Uh...um...does it have to be appropriate? Yes? Okay...teach me to fight. *rawr*
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (House)?
Um, no. Not that I know of.
15. If 2 (Luna) had to choose sides between 4 (Ed) and 5 (Axel), which would it be?
*dies for the third time this meme, laughing*
*...may very well be turning into Hyatt*
I really can't say. Probably Axel, because he's tall and pretty and has funny hair (not to mention he's the better smooth-talker of the two, and I really think that's what it'll take to win over Luna).
16. What might 10 (Greg) shout while charging into battle?
I'M IN THE WRONG SLOT IN THIS MEME!!!!!!!
No, actually, more like: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Gojyo), which song would you choose?
"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
(...you people only wish I were joking.)
18. 1 (Demyx), 6 (Rosette), and 12 (Charlie) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rosette. No contest.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Luna) to use on 10 (Greg)?
...What? Are we serious?
Okay...
Well, I can't think of anything verbatim, but I can see her comparing one of his physical features to that of a fictitional mystical creature...maybe...
20. What would 5 (Axel) most likely be arrested for?
Burning down an orphanage.
21. What is 6's (Rosette's) secret?
She doesn't really have one. Unless you count the whole "Totally In Love With Chrno" thing...but that's not a secret, that's just lying to yourself.
22. If 11 (House) and 9 (The King) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
House. He'd get the King drunk and take his own sweet time while the King was sleeping it off. Or destroying stars. Or hanging out with Drunk!Axel. Or whatever it is that the King does when he's plastered.
23. What would 3 (Chrno) do if they lost their keys?
Remember that he doesn't have keys. Or break down the door.
24. 1 (Demyx) and 9 (The King) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Ed's) sinister secret organization. 11 (House) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (House) is actually a spy for 4 (Ed). Meanwhile, 4 (Ed) has kidnapped 12 (Charlie) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Axel), they seek out 3 (Chrno), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wait...am I supposed to take this seriously? "Demyx and The King reluctantly team up?" "Ed's sinister secret organization?" "The wise advice of Axel?" No freaking way. This would be suh a crackfic...
I'd call it "Like Father" on the assumption that Ed...well...*spoiler spoiler spoiler*...![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tafkae would probably read it, just for a laugh...same with shadow_wings_ ...maybe kaser_buchou and plushie_guy_jp would for psychotic little laughs. I dunno.
And if we were just going for the crackfic thing, I'd write it. If we were going to make it serious, I'd give it to Emu. Ortafkae. Problem is, neither of them know all of these characters...
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Fai) or 8 (Gojyo)?
Oh, I dunno. Neither of them are very intimidating at first glance...probably Fai, because he'd be less likely to try something. ^^;
And this, my friends, is why you never mix anime characters and "real life" drama on the same list. ^^;;;;;
...Uh...wow. Nobody I'd want for a teacher, but...House. And he'd teach medicine, of course.
02. Do you think 4 (Ed) is hot? How hot?
Yes. Yes. VERY YES.
03. 12 (Charlie) sends 8 (Gojyo) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
First of all, let me say this...oh, screw talking. *dies laughing at the sheer insanity of this notion*
I dunno, Charlie would probably send Gojyo to fetch his papers from somewhere or to get information on something. Gojyo would get distracted by one of the many pretty girls on the univertisy campus. So much for that one.
MISSION: FAILED.
04. What is or would be 9's (The King's) favorite book?
I dunno, does he read?
05. Would it make more sense for 2 (Luna) to swear fealty to 6 (Rosette), or the other way around?
...It just doesn't. At all. Either way. Either they'll be fast friends, or Rosette will get tired of Luna and leave her in the dust. Go figure, this particular question falls to the only two girls on my list...
06. For some reason, 5 (Axel) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (The King) or with 10 (Greg)?
*comes back to life, dies laughing again*
Probably the King, because he's used to drinking binges and would probably find setting stuff on fire to be insanely amusing (i.e. they'd both get plastered and blow stuff up).
07. 2 (Luna), 7 (Fai) and 12 (Charlie) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
I dunno...they'd go for Chinese, because Chinese is good. Luna and Fai would be discussing magic and off-the-wall theories while Charlie would be going in circles trying to find a mathematical application.
08. 3 (Chrno) challenges 10 (Greg) to a duel. What happens?
Greg postures for a bit, sees Chrno's demon form, and forfeits. (Really, though, why is Chrno doing the challenging anyway? It's not like he's unsure if he can win...)
09. If 1 (Demyx) stole 8's (Gojyo) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Threaten him and apply increasing amounts of abuse until Demyx gave it back, whimpering. (Or maybe a really good noogie would do the trick.)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Fai) and 12 (Charlie) both attain what they most desire.
Personne qui me Compris (Somebody Who Understands Me)
(*Lamedar sounds*)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Ed) and 1 (Demyx) to work together?
Both are trying to regain something...a quest! Whee!
12. If 7 (Fai) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
A little too well...
13. If you could command 3 (Chrno) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Uh...um...does it have to be appropriate? Yes? Okay...teach me to fight. *rawr*
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (House)?
Um, no. Not that I know of.
15. If 2 (Luna) had to choose sides between 4 (Ed) and 5 (Axel), which would it be?
*dies for the third time this meme, laughing*
*...may very well be turning into Hyatt*
I really can't say. Probably Axel, because he's tall and pretty and has funny hair (not to mention he's the better smooth-talker of the two, and I really think that's what it'll take to win over Luna).
16. What might 10 (Greg) shout while charging into battle?
I'M IN THE WRONG SLOT IN THIS MEME!!!!!!!
No, actually, more like: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Gojyo), which song would you choose?
"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
(...you people only wish I were joking.)
18. 1 (Demyx), 6 (Rosette), and 12 (Charlie) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rosette. No contest.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Luna) to use on 10 (Greg)?
...What? Are we serious?
Okay...
Well, I can't think of anything verbatim, but I can see her comparing one of his physical features to that of a fictitional mystical creature...maybe...
20. What would 5 (Axel) most likely be arrested for?
Burning down an orphanage.
21. What is 6's (Rosette's) secret?
She doesn't really have one. Unless you count the whole "Totally In Love With Chrno" thing...but that's not a secret, that's just lying to yourself.
22. If 11 (House) and 9 (The King) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
House. He'd get the King drunk and take his own sweet time while the King was sleeping it off. Or destroying stars. Or hanging out with Drunk!Axel. Or whatever it is that the King does when he's plastered.
23. What would 3 (Chrno) do if they lost their keys?
Remember that he doesn't have keys. Or break down the door.
24. 1 (Demyx) and 9 (The King) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Ed's) sinister secret organization. 11 (House) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (House) is actually a spy for 4 (Ed). Meanwhile, 4 (Ed) has kidnapped 12 (Charlie) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Axel), they seek out 3 (Chrno), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wait...am I supposed to take this seriously? "Demyx and The King reluctantly team up?" "Ed's sinister secret organization?" "The wise advice of Axel?" No freaking way. This would be suh a crackfic...
I'd call it "Like Father" on the assumption that Ed...well...*spoiler spoiler spoiler*...
tafkae would probably read it, just for a laugh...same with shadow_wings_ ...maybe kaser_buchou and plushie_guy_jp would for psychotic little laughs. I dunno.And if we were just going for the crackfic thing, I'd write it. If we were going to make it serious, I'd give it to Emu. Or
tafkae. Problem is, neither of them know all of these characters...25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Fai) or 8 (Gojyo)?
Oh, I dunno. Neither of them are very intimidating at first glance...probably Fai, because he'd be less likely to try something. ^^;
And this, my friends, is why you never mix anime characters and "real life" drama on the same list. ^^;;;;;
BEST. MEME. EVER.
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