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Yet another type-as-I-watch spaz post. You were expecting...?
Last week on Heroes: there was crazy shit.
This week on Heroes: I assume there will be more crazy shit.
First, we must reinforce that Mrs. Petrelli is the devil. The terrifying, feminine, seductive version of the devil, to be certain, but the devil nonetheless.
“This is Bridget. I’m her mother too.”
I KNEW HE ATE BRAINS. I KNEW IT.
“Brother? I’m traveling with people and I think they might hurt me. Halp plz.”
My roomie predicts this ending well. I have to agree.
Hey, it’s Trogdor! Burninating the bank, burninating the tellers~
...Have a dead body, folks. By the way, we’re pairing you up with your worst nightmare. HAVE FUN :D
Aww, Peter, don’t try to be badass. It doesn’t work. ♥
Ooh, I predict a mother fight. Should be interesting.
...very interesting.
Sylar. Misunderstood. Sylar.
Hiro will now forever be “Pikachu” in my head. Forever.
THE HAITIAN IS THERE, THAT’S WH- Oh look there he is.
Claire, there have always been bad people out there. You just didn’t care until they started eating your brains.
...come to think of it, what happened to Nathan’s wife and kids? Seriously, they’re just AWOL.
OH MY GOD IT’S A NINJA. WHAT. WHAAAAAT.
Peter: o_o UM. YES. UM.
I love the African guy. Just absolutely love. ♥
Bond. Sylar Bond.
...If Sylar kills Mrs. Petrelli, I will laugh my butt off.
...Ando, I love you. (I would want popcorn too.)
Hiro and Ando have some of the best comedic timing ever. I love it.
Aww, Matt does not get a family. :(
Don’t interrupt the painter, Matt – because he’s not listening, no. At least he doesn’t have to get high to paint~
SAW THAT COMING. Jeez, Peter, way to go.
HE’S THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
Sylar, Benton, Petrelli. It’s like the three-step waltz of doom.
...Sylar what was that. That was ridiculously awesome. Now, would you like some brain with that decaf?
TROGDOR PUUUUUUUNCH
...why do Hiro’s plans always involve dressing up?
Sylar, your change of heart disturbs me. Just. Disturbs.
...I’m waiting for somebody to pop out of that coffin. TADAAAAAAA
Oh that’s tactless. Close the lid, please. ;;;
...MICAAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh, man, like the poor kid hasn’t been through enough.
And then he only got a cameo, and now he’s gone.
THAT PLAN DID NOT INVOLVE DRESSING UP. WHAT THE HELL. XD
That plan *did* involve dressing up. Huh.
I yell and it kills stuff. Thaaaaat is scary.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO REMOVE HIM FROM THE BAD GUY. NOOOOOOO BAD KISMET.
...yeah. Um. Benton is so screwed.
Seriously, when did Sylar become James Bond?
How is the thin air not affecting Mom as well?
...Damn, Hayden, that is some excellent acting. Claire’s definitely had her innocence broken, though.
Good job. Brain cookies all around. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO TRUST SYLAR, AGAIN?
“I tortured you for your own good!” Wow, there’s a reason you put Claire up for adoption.
...Claire is not convinced.
Originally Matt was going to have babies with that girl. Now she’s going to die in his arms. Wowwwww the future sucks.
MOM FIGHT. CALLED IT.
“I created you.” Wow, that ain’t creepy or anything.
So in conclusion, Claire’s an idiot, the Hiro team wound up in Zone 5, Benton’s just as crazy as ever, and WHAT HAPPENED TO MOHINDER?
Yeah, Heroes this season is just weird.
And I realize this is my first update in a week - I promise I'll update sometime when I'm not about to keel over. |D;
Last week on Heroes: there was crazy shit.
This week on Heroes: I assume there will be more crazy shit.
First, we must reinforce that Mrs. Petrelli is the devil. The terrifying, feminine, seductive version of the devil, to be certain, but the devil nonetheless.
“This is Bridget. I’m her mother too.”
I KNEW HE ATE BRAINS. I KNEW IT.
“Brother? I’m traveling with people and I think they might hurt me. Halp plz.”
My roomie predicts this ending well. I have to agree.
Hey, it’s Trogdor! Burninating the bank, burninating the tellers~
...Have a dead body, folks. By the way, we’re pairing you up with your worst nightmare. HAVE FUN :D
Aww, Peter, don’t try to be badass. It doesn’t work. ♥
Ooh, I predict a mother fight. Should be interesting.
...very interesting.
Sylar. Misunderstood. Sylar.
Hiro will now forever be “Pikachu” in my head. Forever.
THE HAITIAN IS THERE, THAT’S WH- Oh look there he is.
Claire, there have always been bad people out there. You just didn’t care until they started eating your brains.
...come to think of it, what happened to Nathan’s wife and kids? Seriously, they’re just AWOL.
OH MY GOD IT’S A NINJA. WHAT. WHAAAAAT.
Peter: o_o UM. YES. UM.
I love the African guy. Just absolutely love. ♥
Bond. Sylar Bond.
...If Sylar kills Mrs. Petrelli, I will laugh my butt off.
...Ando, I love you. (I would want popcorn too.)
Hiro and Ando have some of the best comedic timing ever. I love it.
Aww, Matt does not get a family. :(
Don’t interrupt the painter, Matt – because he’s not listening, no. At least he doesn’t have to get high to paint~
SAW THAT COMING. Jeez, Peter, way to go.
HE’S THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
Sylar, Benton, Petrelli. It’s like the three-step waltz of doom.
...Sylar what was that. That was ridiculously awesome. Now, would you like some brain with that decaf?
TROGDOR PUUUUUUUNCH
...why do Hiro’s plans always involve dressing up?
Sylar, your change of heart disturbs me. Just. Disturbs.
...I’m waiting for somebody to pop out of that coffin. TADAAAAAAA
Oh that’s tactless. Close the lid, please. ;;;
...MICAAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh, man, like the poor kid hasn’t been through enough.
And then he only got a cameo, and now he’s gone.
THAT PLAN DID NOT INVOLVE DRESSING UP. WHAT THE HELL. XD
That plan *did* involve dressing up. Huh.
I yell and it kills stuff. Thaaaaat is scary.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO REMOVE HIM FROM THE BAD GUY. NOOOOOOO BAD KISMET.
...yeah. Um. Benton is so screwed.
Seriously, when did Sylar become James Bond?
How is the thin air not affecting Mom as well?
...Damn, Hayden, that is some excellent acting. Claire’s definitely had her innocence broken, though.
Good job. Brain cookies all around. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO TRUST SYLAR, AGAIN?
“I tortured you for your own good!” Wow, there’s a reason you put Claire up for adoption.
...Claire is not convinced.
Originally Matt was going to have babies with that girl. Now she’s going to die in his arms. Wowwwww the future sucks.
MOM FIGHT. CALLED IT.
“I created you.” Wow, that ain’t creepy or anything.
So in conclusion, Claire’s an idiot, the Hiro team wound up in Zone 5, Benton’s just as crazy as ever, and WHAT HAPPENED TO MOHINDER?
Yeah, Heroes this season is just weird.
And I realize this is my first update in a week - I promise I'll update sometime when I'm not about to keel over. |D;
