I Am *SUCH* a Geek...Such a Horrid, Horrid Geek...

[kiaxet]

So I rediscovered this quiz. Meme + KHII obsession = seriously screwed-up hilarity.

I had to try Axel first:

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target:	Americans
Your Kill Count:	1,103,876,951
Your Battle Cry:	"Touch me, I"m happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	14
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$161,497,536,848,286
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:	79%

So of course Riku had to follow:

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Machete
Your Favorite Target:	Nuns
Your Kill Count:	627,178,127
Your Battle Cry:	"My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	27
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$250,582,570,443,438
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:	66%

So then I did Kairi's, for she sheer crackiness of it:

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Sex
Your Favorite Target:	Gangstas
Your Kill Count:	420,490,274
Your Battle Cry:	"I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail:	11
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$242,428,827,537,317
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:	50%

But Sora's was by far the best:

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Katana
Your Favorite Target:	Punks
Your Kill Count:	1,371,947,490
Your Battle Cry:	"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail:	6
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$182,028,749,290,132
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:	100%

There is something seriously wrong with me, but am I ever having fun.

Comments

[tafkae.livejournal.com]

SORA IS A HOMICIDAL MANIAC. XD

That's awesome.
There should be an icon with that.