My Real Job

[kiaxet]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered what my job really is: ninja training.

Think about it:

- Wearing black is a requirement.
- Speed, precision, and accuracy are key, as is endurance.
- Vast knowledge of ingredients and compounds are part of job training.
- To outsiders, the job is mysterious - what goes on in that kitchen?
- Copious amounts of smoke happen every shift (and I still maintain that Diablo fajitas are deadlier and more effective than your average smoke bomb).
- A successfully completed mission earns you the big bucks.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am a Texmex ninja.

In other news, I saw Up today. A full review will follow when ninja training hasn't worn me out.

Comments

[anzila.livejournal.com]

I will forever more picture you doing your job in a badass ninja outfit. Thank you for that image.

[electric-worry.livejournal.com]

Considering smoke bombs aren't supposed to be deadly, they probably are.

C'mon, a real ninja should know that.

[amorsinseramada.livejournal.com]

I had it wrong all along! Rachel wasn't the ninja in our apartment...IT WAS YOU!!!!!
*GASP!!!!*

It all makes sense now...

That being said, Texmex Ninjas are without a doubt the best ninjas there are :)