Requires No Explanation

[kiaxet]

It started a few hours ago:

LeSeptieme (8:49:13 PM): "Today at my job in the emergency room, a person walked in with a large scarf hiding her nose and was holding lots of bloody Kleenex. Why? She had stuck a pair of iPod headphones up her nose so far that they became lodged into her nasal passageway. She was voted funniest injury of the night. MLIA"
universejuice (8:49:30 PM): oh dear god
LeSeptieme (8:50:15 PM): I laughed my ass off
universejuice (8:50:39 PM): why would you even
LeSeptieme (8:51:42 PM): some people's children

And then:

LeSeptieme (9:31:51 PM): ...okay, there has to be something to this headphones-up-the-nose thing
LeSeptieme (9:31:54 PM): it keeps popping up.
universejuice (9:31:57 PM): ...really
LeSeptieme (9:32:01 PM): yep
universejuice (9:32:19 PM): hmm
LeSeptieme (9:34:14 PM): "Today I found out my dad reads MLIA. How did I find out? Well, he was in his room shoving his iPod earphones up his nose trying to be a human speaker. MLIA"
LeSeptieme (9:34:18 PM): AHA
universejuice (9:34:29 PM): pfff I am so baffled by this |D
LeSeptieme (9:34:47 PM): I don't get it XD

And finally:

LeSeptieme (10:03:51 PM): "Today, I read a story on MLIA that if you put your headphones in your nose and play your ipod really loud, you can hear the music through your mouth. I decided to try this myself. My mom walked into my room when I had my headphones in both nostrils while Sexyback was playing out of my mouth. She took one look at me and backed out slowly. MLIA"
universejuice (10:04:21 PM): whaaaat
LeSeptieme (10:04:46 PM): I really want to try this now XD
universejuice (10:04:51 PM): m-me too
LeSeptieme (10:04:56 PM): I promise I won't get them stuck in my nasal cavity
universejuice (10:05:45 PM): ...OH SHIT IT WORKS
LeSeptieme (10:05:57 PM): -I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE EARBUDS
universejuice (10:06:07 PM): I HAVE A PAIR I FORGOT ABOUT
universejuice (10:06:10 PM): THIS IS HILARIOUS
LeSeptieme (10:06:16 PM): OH GAD
LeSeptieme (10:06:19 PM): DON'T GET THEM STUCK
universejuice (10:06:29 PM): I WON'T I PROMISE
LeSeptieme (10:06:33 PM): OKAY GOOD
LeSeptieme (10:06:39 PM): ...does it really work
universejuice (10:06:42 PM): totally
LeSeptieme (10:06:47 PM): Well.
LeSeptieme (10:06:52 PM): Learn something new every day.
universejuice (10:06:53 PM): also when I swallow there's one point where it's louder
LeSeptieme (10:07:03 PM): ...*dead*
universejuice (10:07:08 PM): I know right
universejuice (10:07:17 PM): I feel so stupid but it's too amazing
LeSeptieme (10:07:26 PM): I am just dying over here
LeSeptieme (10:07:31 PM): so glad nobody else is working right now
universejuice (10:07:36 PM): <3

My life is average and my friends are awesome.

ETA: Found the original post!

"Today, my friends and I discovered that if you put your headphones in your nose and play your ipod really loudly, you can hear the music through your mouth when it's open, and can't hear it when it's closed. MLIA"

...the hell were they doing when they figured that out? More importantly, do we want to know? o_o

Comments

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

Best part is, my buds are the kind that curl around the ear, so I had these ridiculous plastic curls stickin' out my nose.

I FEEL SO GODDAMN STUPID JUST FOR TRYING AND NOW I WANT TO DO IT MORE WHYYY

[kiaxet]

Best mental image ever.

BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME IDK I'm going to do it as soon as I get back to the apartment. I'm fairly certain my roomie has earbuds, but I'm not sure she'd let me borrow them for so nefarious a purpose. HMMM

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

Lie to her, then surprise her.

I'm pretty sure she'll forgive you. If not, go buy her some sanitizer.

[kiaxet]

Um, this is my roomie we're talking about. She'll probably try it herself. XD

[tricia868]

You guys... totally killed my preregistration woes.

*can't stop laughing*

[kiaxet]

Glad to be of service.

*takes a bow*

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

Anytime, darlin'

[nalina.livejournal.com]

...I take it my responses to these were un-amusing? |D

[kiaxet]

You didn't seem to be too thrilled. |D

I take it you're not going to try it.

[nalina.livejournal.com]

Eh. Not my style a humour. XD

And lol, god no. I don't even own ear buds, dood. Well... there's prolly a few around, but not the kind you're talking about. (The old classic big ones.) I don't use em'. Hate em' with a passion, actually. XD lol

[kiaxet]

Yeah, didn't figure |D

Yeah, I don't either, but my roommate does. |Db

[nalina.livejournal.com]

I am weird. What can I say? *meanwhile is here writing a drabble. another one. sigh.*

Hahaha I gathered. |D

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

...Sarah, Kia, I am disappoint.

[kiaxet]

You know you want to try it

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

I have found that a good substitute for hearing music through your mouth is buying decent headphones. :|

[kiaxet]

Yes, but it's so boring

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

fool don't deny you are wondering about it now

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

I have not even the tiniest inkling of curiosity.

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

Liar.

[wildkickstart.livejournal.com]

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

[kiaxet]

...my post has become Caturday.

[universejuice.livejournal.com]

[fairytaledreams.livejournal.com]

that is just wow WAY TO GO SARAH XD

/died laughing oh yes

if it didn't gross me out I'd be totally tempted to try |D

[bamboozle.livejournal.com]

I just. I am so sad I don't have any earphones that are appropriate. D8

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

You know you want to put it in an EBA fic now. :|

[singing-ring.livejournal.com]

I'm choking on laughter~
You must let me read it after!

[huff-puff-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hahhhr! I remember you!

[lunais-cross.livejournal.com]

"Today, my friends and I discovered that if you put your headphones in your nose and play your ipod really loudly, you can hear the music through your mouth when it's open, and can't hear it when it's closed. MLIA"

...the hell were they doing when they figured that out?

THEY WERE LIVING THE DREAM