HAHAMEMES

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...Y'know, sooner or later, I need to actually *do* that big freaking huge Hawaii post. Maybe later tonight. But for now~~~ :D;;;

It's another one of those quiz memes. I don't know if it's supposed to be for one fandom or multiple, so I'm going to do both.

I.Multiple:
1. The Doctor
2. Chrno
3. Granny Weatherwax
4. Jack Skellington
5. Commander Sam Vimes
6. Dr. Greg House
7. Gil Grissom
8. Sha Gojyo
9. Fai D. Flowright
10. Rosette Christopher (why don't I have any girls yet?)
11. Lilah (from Ctrl+Alt+Del)
12. Thursday Next

II. One (Kingdom Hearts because why not?)

1. Sora
2. Roxas
3. Kairi
4. Riku
5. Axel
6. Demyx
7. Ansem the Wise
8. Xigbar
9. Xaldin
10. Namine
11. Larxene
12. Cid

Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? 

I. House/The Doctor. I suppose you'd call that "Strong Medicine?" *is shot* The answer to this is HELL NO.
II. Demyx/Larxene. ...yes...and I have to admit this is one of my favorite crack pairings...especially with Seme!Demyx. (Have I read a good one? No.)

And after this question, I assume the meme was meant for one fandom only...but I shall continue with both just to see the crack ensuing from each.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? 

I. Jack Skellington. Um... no? He's really more charming than anything. I'd totally hang out with him, but I probably wouldn't tap it. ^^;
II. Riku. Uh, yeah. You'd have to be blind not to...

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? 

I.  Thursday and Gojyo...is that even possible? That's frigging disturbing. (I can tell you what'd happen the other way around, though - Landen would KILL him.)
II. Cid and Xigbar...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Can you read any fic(s) about 9?

I. Fai. Y'know, I've never looked. Hmm.
II.  Xaldin. Oh, you mean when he's *not* screwing somebody or being left out  because the author doesn't like him? Well, I suppose there's always TLS...

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

 

I. Chrno and House. Uh, no. For the love of all that is holy and most of what is not, NO.
II.  Roxas and Demyx. Only if Axel is there. (HOJEEZPLEASEDON'TKILLME)

5/9 or 5/10? Why? 

I. Vimes with either Fai or Rosette. Um, NEITHER. Vimes/Sybil all the way - that's marriage AND canon! Where's my frigging escape button from this thing!
II.  Axel with Xaldin or Namine. Hmm...I'd like either of these pairings more if I could be assured both (all three?) participants would still be alive at the end of the night.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? 

I. Grissom, in on...Chrno and Thursday. I have got to stop doing these questions for the first set. YE FREAKING GAWDS. (And frankly, I have no idea what Grissom would do.)
II.   Ansem, in on Roxas and Cid. AAAAAAAARGH. I dunno, blonde threesome?

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

I. Granny Weatherwax/Rosette. Yeah, this meme is definitely supposed to be kept within the fandom. *Trying to keep brain-breaky to a minimum and FAILING MISERABLY*
II. Kairi/Namine. "And while the two girls shone in happiness, the fanbrats debated as to whether that happiness was canonical or incestual."

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? 

I. The Doctor/Gojyo. MY LORD I HOPE NOT.
II. Sora/Xigbar. I'm sure there is, but I'm sure as hell not going looking for it.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. 

I. Grissom/Thursday. "Investigation."
II.  Ansem The Wise/Cid. ...I have GOT to get Cid out of that number 12 slot. He's in for so much abuse...that said, I'd probably use the same title as I.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? 

I. Jack Skellington to The Doctor. You know, the stongest device the Well of Lost Plots has to offer couldn't handle that one. (I don't think I can either...*whimpers*)
II.  Riku to Sora. Probably the same terrible plot devices that show up all over the Pit. Only to fail spectacularly, of course.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? 

I. Gil Grissom. Y'know, probably not. He's one of the least pair-able characters I've ever seen.
II.   Ansem The Wise. I doubt it, but with the people on my friends list, you never know...
Oh, did this mean yaoi slash? In that case, I is HELL NO and II...the answer stays the same. XD;

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? 

I. Granny Weatherwax. Uh...NO.
II. Kairi. Oh, yeah, lots of 'em. They write it too. <3

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? 

I. Lilah. Y'know, I doubt anybody on my friends list actually knows who she is.
II.   Larxene. Youuuuuuuu betcha.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? 

I. Chrno/Jack/Vimes. Considering there's only one person on my list who knows who Vimes actually is, and she'd die before subjecting him to anything like that...no.
II. Roxas/Kairi/Axel. Um...I have no idea. XD;

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?

I. Rosette. "CHRNO!" (Oh, look, my pairing bias is showing! XDDDDD)

II. Namine. Y'know, considering she *has* no emotions...nothing, I think.

If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? 

I. Gojyo. "It's not the crime" by Tower of Power. All you need to do is hear the song to know why it fits so well. XD
II. Xigbar. "Happiness is a warm gun" by the Beatles. For obvious reasons.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

I. The Doctor/House/Thursday. Um, I dunno...sex, threesomes, and snark? Oh, and crack. Crackity-crack-crack.
II. Sora/Demyx/Cid. Threesome, yaoi...brainbreak...profanity...and more crack.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? 

I. Chrno to Rosette. Pffft, he doesn't need one. He's got her already. <3
II.  Roxas to Namine. Umm, see above answer. :D
(What do you know, I actually really liked that question.)

When was the last time you read a fic about 5? 

I. Vimes. Um, never.
II. Axel. About him specifically? Quite a while.

What is 6's super-secret kink?

I. House. We all know what that cane is really for...
II. Demyx. One word: steam.

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? 

I. Lilah to Fai. I'd have to say no, and we've never seen her drunk, so...I'd still have to say no.
II. Larxene to Xaldin. I HOPE NOT.

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?

I. Granny Weatherwax and Grissom. Oh, Granny does. Totally. And then she'd kick his ass in chess.
II. Kairi and Ansem The Wise. Kairi. Deep down, you know she's dominant.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs
off with 4. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and
a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and
finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three
people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who
should write it.

I. "The Doctor and Fai are in a happy relationship until Fai suddenly runs off with Jack. The Doctor, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lilah and a brief, unhappy affair with Thursday, then follows the wise advice of Sam Vimes and finds true love with Granny Weatherwax."

Title: Fxck the What Now
Readers: I don't know anybody who could get through this. At all. Ever.
Author: Somebody who will be KILLED with LOTS OF GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE if they ever even dream of thinking of following through with this.

II.  "Sora and Xaldin are in a happy relationship until Xaldin suddenly runs off with Riku. Sora, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Larxene and a brief, unhappy affair with Cid, then follows the wise advice of Axel and finds true love with Kairi."

Title: I've Seen This One Before
Readers: I'd read the last freaking paragraph where he ends up with Kairi. Anybody else would (and by all rights SHOULD) approach this with a sporking mindset and a bottle of brain bleach.
Author: Hell, it's probably out there already.

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

I. Grissom/Gojyo. I'd wonder when the hell Gojyo switched, and then set up a search party for canon. (Maybe I can borrow the party that's looking for Seme!Cloud?)
II. Ansem The Wise/Xigbar. HO-KAY, DEATH PLZ.

Y'know, I should totally make one of these. Half of it will be interesting, and the other half will be total batshit. :D