Oh-kay, WTF.

[kiaxet]

Riddle me this, world at large: What is it about me that says "love doctor?"

I mean, seriously.

I am not Doctor Laura. I am not Doctor Phil. The one doctor I'm closest to is Doctor Seuss, and that's because he wasn't a real doctor. 

Please stop asking me for relationship advice, or telling me about your relationship woes as though I could do anything. The only thing I can do is sit here and tell you to a) look other places, b) learn to be content with being single until you find somebody, or c) all of the above.

And that's only if you don't have a partner. When you get one, everything changes except for one thing: I still won't have the slightest clue how to fix your assorted problems.

In conclusion, Kiaxet + the romantic problems of others = ERROR ERROR DANGER WILL ROBINSON

So please tell somebody who could help. Like Doctor Laura! Or Doctor Phil! Or somebody who is an actual doctor and has EXPERIENCE in these kinds of things!

...But not me.

Comments

[unicorn]

Heh, I get that a lot too. I think it's just that if you actually bother to be polite, semi-sympathetic, and practical on the Internet, everyone is so shocked that they automatically assign you interpersonal superpowers. If they knew how horrible I really am at dealing with drama they'd run in the other direction.

[sbcpanuru.livejournal.com]

OMG help I am getting flirtatious e-mails from someone whose hobby is "Exterminating Non-Daleks" what should I doooooo ;_; ;_; ;_;

P.S. This is a question about my love life.

P.P.S. Yes, I made it up to be annoying. Sorry, I do that sometimes.

[kiaxet]

You should like, totally meet him. Then you'll be out of my hair.

P.S. The hell kind of personal life do you lead? o-o

P.P.S. Yeah, I kinda figured. No worries, it was good for a laugh. XD;

[tafkae.livejournal.com]

I WILL ASK TENTH DOCTOR. HE IS A REAL DOCTOR. AND HOT.